bugsy, Author at AirstreamDog

Shiny Metal Can. By our friend Roger. Life in a shiny metal can Day to day without a plan Explore new food, update the blog Another picture with the dog Or hunting microbreweries To see how many we can see Cooking healthy much as we can On wee gas stove and borrowed pan Awesome hikes with stunning views Meet 59 park-touring two Rivers, mesas, mountain tops Canyons with amazing drops Whether we run or hike a place We always go at record pace They welcome us at all the parks Not always though our friend who barks :( Boondocking for a couple days Packing water, collecting rays Storing power from the sun So we can keep both TVs on Chock the tires - because they’re round Put the huge orange floor mats down Set-up the dog fence for the night Point the dish towards a satellite Lower the tongue - or raise the rear The line’s not level in my beer Clear night skies; a million stars Have we yet seen as many bars? Just enough time left tonight To go and drink another flight Back at the trailer all tucked in Another awesome day it’s been Midnight cuddling drunk on ale Hey, when did you grow that tail? Break camp after another night Secure the cabinets; latch them tight Something’s smelling foul and rank Is that the dog or holding tank? Find an RV park or campground Stop near the dump tank, when it’s found Put on the faithful rubber gloves Now for the task everyone loves Hook-up the nasty slinky hose Don’t get that brown stuff on the clothes Keep the hose sloped towards the fill As they say: "it flows downhill" Turn the valve, and turn the face Enjoy the tumbling dookie race Drain the other tank and then Get back on the road again It’s time to put the pedal down And make our way to the next town Highway in the rearview mirror Honey, hand me another beer Three straight hours in the car Man I’m parched; find us a bar Leave your baggage on a shelf Get outside and find yourself Release the stress of social cares Grow a beard – or armpit hair

Author: bugsy

An AirstreamDog Poem